Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Moment that Changed My Life

My travels in the Forest of Nedra proved to be challenging. The plane I took dropped me off at the edge of the seemingly endless patch of trees. And I was expected to find Orlando or face banishment.

So I started walking.

Pretty soon, I was out of food and water. I had been walking for days, and I couldn't carry on much longer. I settled down in a patch of grass in the middle of a clearing, and got a few hours of sleep.

Little did I know that cave lions actually existed.

I was stalked by one in the clearing. It was waiting to see if I was alive (because they don't hunt dead things). I woke up, and...

well, just watch this reenactment to figure out what happened next:


  1. Jacques (MonsieurMelancholy@gmail.comMay 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    I would have liked to see you die there, Oliver.

    BUT NO!!! Signior LOVE has to come save you!!!

    This blog is stupid.

    I'm Out.

  2. Duke Frederick ( 23, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Better to see the glass half-full than half-empty, Monsieur Melancholy.

  3. Duke Senior ( 23, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Yeah, Jacques! Stop ENJOYING stories about DEATH.