So I started walking.
Pretty soon, I was out of food and water. I had been walking for days, and I couldn't carry on much longer. I settled down in a patch of grass in the middle of a clearing, and got a few hours of sleep.
Little did I know that cave lions actually existed.
I was stalked by one in the clearing. It was waiting to see if I was alive (because they don't hunt dead things). I woke up, and...